I was out to dinner with my family last night celebrating my hubby's birthday. The kids were bouncing off the walls as usual when I heard myself say "Audrey, take that fork out of your toes now!" What? After saying that I started thinking about all the crazy things we, as moms, say to our children. (And you better believe I had a notepad and pencil in hand at the dinner table! ha ha) Out of context these statements sound crazy.
Here are a few things I have said to my kids, that I never thought I would say:
- It's not OK to lick the dog
- If you both go pee pee I'll let you watch a movie!
- Put that light saber down now!
- Don't touch the cats butt!
What silly things have you heard come out of your mouth when talking (or shouting) to your children?
Ta Ta for now