Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

8.13.2011

30 Days About Me (Things I am OCD About)

There are a few weird things I do.


If I am getting myself a drink I always put in 7 ice cubes, must never be 6 and more than 7 is just  too crowded in the cup. Yup, weird. 




When I am loading the dishwasher silverware slots I have to have equal forks, spoons and knives in each slot. Yup, that's weird too.




MUST BE sock, sock, shoe, shoe. NEVER sock, shoe, sock, shoe.






And lastly when I kiss my kiddies at night I always kiss them twice on the lips and once on the forehead. I don't find that one too weird :) 






What things are you a little OCD about? 




30 Days About Me






au revoir, adieu, ciao, till next time... 
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11.21.2009

Parents Gone Wild

What happens when your parents go on vacation to Kauai? They go a little nutty and send you crazy pictures of themselves of course!



As you can tell my mom and dad had a wonderful wild time living it up in Hawaii, ha ha. I am glad they were able to relax and play, we all need that sometime.

Dad... way to rock the coconuts!!

au revoir, adieu, ciao, till next time...

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8.20.2009

Others Who Chatter... ObamaCare


There are times when I am reading blogs that I stumble upon a post I just HAVE TO SHARE. Do you ever have those moments? "Wow, this is such a great idea (or tip, or advice, or whatever) I wish it was on my blog!" Well, I am going to put some of them on here from time to time. *with permission of course*

Jeannie over at Jeanie's Happy World posted this the other day and I about died laughing, then of course I was scared for our country. But that's an entirely different discussion... Enjoy!


10 Signs you've joined ObamaCare, Letterman style:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day.."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) The line, "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMACARE:

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape
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Thanks Jeannie for the laughs!!!

au revoir, adieu, ciao, till next time...

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8.16.2009

What About A Doggie Day?!

I notice this "Caturday" nonsense all over the internet every Saturday. What about a Doggie Day? Maybe there is one and I just don't know about it. Or better yet, dogs get everyday and cats just get Saturday! I'm not sure how it all works. Either way I was in the mood for some cute dog pictures :)

And since I'm in charge here I have decided to showcase Jack Russell's and Boxers cause that's what I have, and I think they're the best, ha ha. Hope you all have a nice Sunday.











(oh, did I forget to mention I'm a dog person?)

au revoir, adieu, ciao, till next time...


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6.30.2009

Interview With My Munchkins

Jen over at Under The BIG Blue Sky did a great interview with her 2 cute girls and I thought I would do the same. Kids really do say the funniest stuff :)

Mama (28) interviews Munchkin (6) & Mini-munchkin (4):


1. What is something mama always says to you?

Munchkin: I LOVE YOU BIG BOY

Mini-munchkin: THAT SHE LOVES ME

2. What makes mama happy?

Munchkin: ME LISTENING TO HER

Mini-munchkin: WHEN SHE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING EXCITING

3. What makes mama sad?

Munchkin: WHEN DADDY'S GROUCHY

Mini-munchkin: WHEN ME AND BROTHER FIGHT.

4. How does your mama make you laugh?

Munchkin: SHE HAS THE MOST WONDERFUL TICKLES

Mini-munchkin: MAKING FUNNY FACES

5. What was your mama like as a child?

Munchkin: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT!

Mini-munchkin: CLIMB TREES, DO HER HAIR WEIRD

6. How old is your mama?

Munchkin: 29

Mini-munchkin: 50 & 8

7. How tall is your mama?

Munchkin: 20 FEET

Mini-munchkin: 100 FEET LONG

8. What is her favorite thing to do?

Munchkin: PLAY WITH ME & READ JANE AUSTEN

Mini-munchkin: GO TO THE GYM

9. What does your mama do when you’re not around?

Munchkin: WATCHES JANE AUSTEN MOVIES, AND LAYS AROUND KISSING DADDY A LOT.

Mini-munchkin: READ

10. What is your mama really good at?

Munchkin: MOPPING THE FLOOR & GETTING THE MOST SKINNIEST

Mini-munchkin: GETTING FOOD AT THE GROCERY STORE

11. What is your mama not very good at?

Munchkin: SOME SPORTS

Mini-munchkin: CLIMBING ROCK WALLS

12. What does your mama do for her job?

Munchkin: WATCHES ME AND SISSY WHILE DADDY'S AT WORK.

Mini-munchkin: UM, CLEAN.

13. What is your mama’s favorite food?

Munchkin: WATERMELON

Mini-munchkin: SUSHI!

14. If your mama was given one wish, what would it be?

Munchkin: TO HAVE MORE TIME WITH US!

Mini-munchkin: TO HAVE A GENIE IN A BOTTLE

That was so fun. Please feel free to play along. I learned some interesting things I didn't even know!!

au revoir, adieu, ciao, till next time...

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6.14.2009

Sunday Signspotting: week thirty











We have been working through some "financial issues" in our house this week and I am in need of a good laugh. I don't do these Sunday Signspotting posts near as much as I used to. Maybe I should, one can never laugh too much :)

(Please be aware that I did not take these pictures, i just put them here for your viewing pleasure.)

All images used with permission of signspotting.com


I assume that man is selling real merchandise


I swear honey, I'll wash the clothes tomorrow.


Oh Bummer!!


Talk about over-protective parents. Next I suppose they’ll want to move the target shooting range away from the daycare center!


How exciting!!

Well everyone I hope you all have wonderful Sunday, enjoy the last bit of the weekend and remember to laugh a lot.

au revoir, adieu, ciao, till next time...

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