Here's how it went down:
Audrey
"Mommy, where am I going to put my money? I don't have any pockets on my underpants!"
Me
"Well honey, you'll figure out something"
Audrey
"Oh I know, I'll put them IN my underpants! That's a great way to hold things!"
Me
"Whatever sweet heart, have fun..."
At this point Zane comes over and starts bugging her (as always) and she proceeds to pull out wads of cash from her undies to throw at him. After she empties her underpants she runs inside huffing and puffing to put some clothes on.
I am so proud, at least I know she won't make a good stripper!! Wait, maybe the men would rather the girls threw money at them... AAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Okay, I'm off to teach my daughter the importance of becoming a smart and successful woman.
Ta Ta for now
